Grumpy old fart!!!

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

Santa

Sorry to break the news to you but dear old Santa will not be paying you a visit on Christmas Eve. In a land mark ruling, the state versus Claus he has been detained under the Patriot Act and has exchanged his traditional red suit for the orange boiler suit of Guantanamo Bay and probably won’t see the light of day again. It was decided that although he was guilty of importing livestock, contravening the health and safety regulations related to the manufacture and importation of toys, driving whilst under the influence of alcohol, failing to submit flight plans, flying over restricted areas, coercing little children to sit on his lap and tell him where they lived then paying them unannounced visits during the night they weren’t going to try to charge him with child molestation, especially after the debacle with Michael Jackson, terrorism was the safest option and one where a challenge under civil liberties would never succeed. So very sorry but Christmas is cancelled for the foreseeable future.

December 23, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment