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The final maid challenge

Rincewind has risen to the maid challenge by employing Autumn, but my view is that she would only have limited uses.

Following my last post in this saga my maid left to take up an engagement with the delightful Belle de Jour, as a recipient of her “talents” I’m sure she will be much in demand.

In desperation to find a suitable replacement the agency suggested the talented Jasmine but due to a misunderstanding the booking was cancelled. I engaged what I though would be an accommodating trio of maids but they proved to be much too much trouble and required some severe restraint to keep them focused and they soon left my employment. Jade put in a brief appearance but on close inspection she didn’t have the qualities I require. Simone’s tenure was equally brief. My spirits were lifted when Miss Samantha brought Rose, however I soon discovered that her previous employer, Mr De Sade had some strange tastes which although entertaining failed to demonstrate the standard I required. Rosaleen spent only a few hours in my employment and although very fetching in her uniform, continually left buttock smear on my glass which was clearly unacceptable.

I have to conclude that perhaps my expectations are either too high or unrealistic, I desire an Edwardian maid, one created in the theatre by Miss Elliott or the image of Emma, created by Kaoru Mori. With this in mind the agency eventually came to my rescue with a delightful maid with qualities I desire, appropriate style of dress, attentive and able to meet my needs. With my quest over and the holy grail of domestic servant has been found I can content myself in the certain knowledge that my dear friend Rincewind will have to content himself with a latex substitute.

Rosaleen Young

March 16, 2011 - Posted by | Maid, Maids, Risqué, Rosaleen Young, Servants, Social History, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,


  1. oh my lordy, I surrender… this gotta be the most awesomenessest (I’m working on getting that word into the dictionary…) maid post ever… Emma is the ultimate one for me. damn your agency and their efficiency… 😀

    Comment by Rincewind | March 16, 2011 | Reply

    • Keep trying with “awesomenessest” it’s a cool word. As for Emma, very traditional, just the style I like best. The books were a little “sickly” but amusing to read although I’m not a fan of comic books.

      Comment by summertime75 | March 16, 2011 | Reply

      • it’s very traditional and I do love that as well, that undertone of sexiness is great.

        Comment by Rincewind | March 16, 2011

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  3. House on fire, what a spread! You guys should go to war more often! 😀

    Comment by IzaakMak | March 16, 2011 | Reply

    • That might be fun, we just need to find a suitable topic 😀

      Comment by summertime75 | March 16, 2011 | Reply

      • hmmm… a fun idea, thank god we have similar taste so I won’t have to try and find pictures of sexy sheeps or such like. LOL.

        Comment by Rincewind | March 16, 2011

    • I’ll save that for my Tumblr account 🙂

      Comment by summertime75 | March 16, 2011 | Reply


    Comment by basetliens | March 18, 2011 | Reply

    • Thanks, I enjoyed putting them together 😀

      Comment by summertime75 | March 18, 2011 | Reply

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