Maid Service
Poor Rincewind appears to have a problem with his maids, one for the bathroom and one for the bedroom. The bedroom maid is certainly a delight to look at, however, and call me old-fashioned, the bathroom maid looks more like a common cleaner (apologies to all cleaners :D) no pressed uniform. Perhaps it is my years in the health service that I like the look and feel of a crisp new uniform and neatly made beds with traditional hospital corners (OCD is a blessing and a curse at times) that his offering fails once again to meet my standards. My bathroom maids are exceptional as is the maid who escorts me to the bedroom where certain pleasures are ready and waiting. Miss Rosaleen Young wearing her salmon pink corset, from a previous posting is waiting. Later she changes into her Kimono to serve refreshments after which a selection of bedroom lingerie, sadly at this point I usually wake up. Oh well, one can always dream