Cool hair
Like many people I receive joke emails that circulate and I received this one today which brought a smile on a Monday morning. Being of a “certain” age one might assume that I am just being a Grumpy old fart!! but in truth I’m not, I only wish that I had nerve to sport such a magnificent hair style.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time..
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….
“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”