Grumpy old fart!!!

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

Cool hair



 Like many people I receive joke emails that circulate and I received this one today which brought a smile on a Monday morning. Being of a “certain” age one might assume that I am just being a Grumpy old fart!! but in truth I’m not, I only wish that I had nerve to sport such a magnificent hair style.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red,  orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time..

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not  choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….

“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if  you might be my kid.”


February 20, 2012 - Posted by | Social History, Uncategorized |

1 Comment »

  1. To each his own. Even Peacocks think they’re gorgeous. Hilarious! 😀

    Comment by IzaakMak | February 20, 2012 | Reply

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