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To My Chum – The Wipers-Times – 1916

To My Chum - The Wipers-Times - 1916

The poem “To My Chum”, written by an infantry private of the Sherwood Foresters who had lost his friend, is impossible to read without at least a twinge of sorrow.


The Wipers Times: The Soldier’s Paper

Dark humour has long been a mechanism used by soldiers to cope with the grim realities of war. One of the best examples of this humour from the First World War (1914-18) exists in the newspaper ‘The Wipers Times’, which was arguably the finest of many trench publications produced during that war.

It was the brainchild of Captain Fred Roberts and Lieutenant Jack Pearson of 12th Battalion, The Sherwood Foresters (Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire Regiment). Amidst the ruins of the heavily shelled city of Ypres (called ‘Wipers’ by the soldiers) they found a damaged but serviceable printing press. A sergeant in the regiment, who was a printer in civilian life, was able to get it working and from it they produced a witty and sophisticated newspaper, a cross between a parish magazine, school magazine and the illustrated magazines of the day.

The first edition of 100 copies of ‘The Wipers Times’ was printed on Saturday, 12 February 1916, and was rapidly snapped up by Roberts’s and Pearson’s comrades. Although the print runs were small – limited by the availability and cost of paper – each copy would have passed through many hands and parts read out loud in dug-outs and trenches, so the readership was significant.

As the 12th Sherwood Foresters were moved around at the front, so the title of the newspaper changed too – being at various stages ‘The “New Church” Times’, ‘The Kemmel Times’, ‘The Somme Times’ and then ‘The B.E.F. Times’. This last title was apparently adopted ‘for reasons not unconnected with the censor’, though it is interesting to note that Roberts said that they generally had little trouble with the censors. Its final title at the end of the war was ‘The “Better Times”‘.

The content of ‘The Wipers Times’ and its successors is written with wit, admirably never straying into smut or vulgarity. Often the articles satirised popular poets and authors, such as the mock serial featuring ‘Herlock Shomes’ or the diary of Lieutenant Samuel Pepys.

The papers were also the perfect place to take out the authors’ frustration at certain journalists who produced overwrought and self-aggrandising articles from the front. William Beech Thomas of the ‘Daily Mail’ was a particular target. ‘Our special correspondent Mr Teech Bomas’ wrote the following purple prose entitled ‘We Attack at Dawn’:

‘All was still as the first flush of dawn lit the sky. Then suddenly the atmosphere was riven by the crescendo chorus which leapt to meet the light as a bridegroom to his bride. The delicate mauve and claret of the dawning day was displaced by a frothy, and furious fandango of fire. The giant trogolythic ichnyosaurus crept fawning from their lairs, and gambolled their way to the line oblivious of anything that barred their passage. The disgruntled bosom of mother earth heaved with spasmodic writhings as the terrible tornado tore the trees. I was picking wallflowers in Glencorse Wood when all this happened, and even now the memory of that zero hour is with me.’

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November 13, 2016 - Posted by | Social History, Uncategorized | , ,

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