Knock, knock

Spam

For me banana fritters, asparagus and Spam do not belong on the same plate although perhaps MasterChef wouldn’t agree 😮

 

Pulp Librarian

Too good to be true?

Every day we read of man’s inhumanity towards his fellow man (and women) that one can become anaesthetised to the plight of others. It’s therefore comforting to know that there are still generous benefactors who are prepared to replenish my depleted bank account, only providing my confidential details, I am deeply touched and my faith in humanity has been restored thanks to Helena Pavluchenko and the Yukos Oil Company my saviour.

 My name is Helena Pavluchenko and I represent Yukos Oil Company in Russia.

 I have a confidential business proposal to ask for your partnership in transfering funds US$46 Million.

 I will give the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via Bank Menatep. This is a legitimate transaction.

 You will be paid 40% as your commission/compensation for your active efforts and contribution to the success of this transaction.

 If you are interested, please do indicate by providing me with your confidential details. 

Regards,

Helena Pavluchenko