Grumpy old fart!!!

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

It occurred to Pooh and Piglet………………

 

It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn’t heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore’s stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore.

“Hello Eeyore,” said Pooh.

“Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet,” said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice.

“We just thought we’d check in on you,” said Piglet, “because we hadn’t heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.”

Eeyore was silent for a moment. “Am I okay?” he asked, eventually. “Well, I don’t know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That’s what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I haven’t bothered you. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.”

Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.

Eeyore looked at them in surprise. “What are you doing?”

“We’re sitting here with you,” said Pooh, “because we are your friends. And true friends don’t care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.”

“Oh,” said Eeyore. “Oh.” And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.

Because Pooh and Piglet were There. No more; no less.

A. A. Milne

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Anti-Tax Avoidance Directive

Unite

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I miss Piglet

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Full-English

 

Whinging Old Bastards Unhacked

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Dreams

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long.

If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.”

A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

The Müscleheaded Blog

February 14, 2018 Posted by | Deltiology, Smoking, Social History, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Come on Piglet

Poor Pooh only has honey in a jar to offer Piglet unlike Thin Lizzi 😮

OK it’s a poor link but any excuse to play this again 😀

March 17, 2017 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

It’s Winnie-the-Pooh Day!

It's Winnie-the-Pooh Day!

It’s Winnie-the-Pooh Day! A. A. Milne, who created the famous bear, was born on this day in 1882.

You can find Milne’s blue plaque at 13 Mallord Street, Chelsea. http://eht.to/_6

January 18, 2017 Posted by | Social History, Uncategorized | , , , | 4 Comments