Grumpy old fart!!!

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The Palestinian Representative’s Speech at the UN


This chap has real style.

‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you a story about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’

 He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.’

 The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, ‘What are you talking about? There were no Israelis there then!’

 The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
‘And now that we have made that quite clear, I will begin my speech.’

July 2, 2010 - Posted by | Servants, Uncategorized | , , , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. hahahahahaha… that is awesome…

    Comment by Rincewind | July 3, 2010 | Reply

  2. […] This chap has real style. 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you a story about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'  He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. An Israeli had stolen them.'  The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking ab … Read More […]

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